With an italian accent please...


Italian Rossero goes on holliedays:


Day one


The Brekfest


I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast.

She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss.

She sais go to the toilet. I say you no understent!

I wanna to piss onna my plate.

She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch!



The dinner


Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.

The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock.

I tella her I wanna fock.

She tella me everyone wanna fock.

I tella her you no understent! I wanna fock on the table.

She say better no fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

I do not even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch!



Back to hotel


So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed.

I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheit.

He tella me to go to the badroom.

I say you no understent. I am in tha bedroom and I wanna sheit onna my bed.

He say you better not sheit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I do not even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch.


I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you"

I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonnaback to Italy.