Italian Rossero goes on holliedays:
I tella waitress I wanna two pisses
She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss.
She sais go to
the toilet. I say you no understent!
I wanna to piss onna my plate.
She say you
better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch!
Later I go to eat at the bigga
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock.
I tella her
I wanna fock.
She tella me everyone wanna fock.
I tella her you no understent! I wanna fock on the table.
She say better no fock on the table, you sonna ma
I do not even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch!
Back to hotel
So I go
to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed.
the manager and tella him I wanna sheit.
He tella me
to go to the badroom.
I say you
no understent. I am in tha bedroom
and I wanna sheit onna my bed.
you better not sheit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I do not
even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the
desk say: "Peace on you"
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma
bitch. I gonnaback to Italy.